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The Enormous Turnip

Stuff and Nonsense presents

The Enormous Turnip – an energetic theatre adventure

Join Mr and Mrs Chickweed and save the day as they pull The Enormous Turnip out of the ground before it takes over the planet!

Performances – Saturday 24 & Sunday 25 October, 11am & 2pm
Running time – 1 hour
Age recommendation – Ages 3 – 10 but suitable for the whole family

About the show

Living in their tiny shed squeezed in amongst the garden tools, Mr and Mrs Chickweed’s amazing prize-winning vegetables have taken over everything! Before they retire, they can’t resist planting one last seed, try for one more champion vegetable and one more trophy!

But no one knew that a vegetable could grow bigger than the cat, bigger than the dog, bigger than you and me put together! It’s gigantic, it’s blocking out the light and it’s still growing!

Help save the day as we pull The Enormous Turnip out of the ground before it takes over the planet!

Reviews

“Energetic acting, puppetry and an inventive set from Stuff and Nonsense help to re-port the much loved tale of the enormous turnip. – The Londonist

Book tickets

Saturday, 24th October 2026
11.00am
Saturday, 24th October 2026
2.00pm
Sunday, 25th October 2026
11.00am
Sunday, 25th October 2026
2.00pm